Well, if it's a real Hohdown, I'd suggest we play "fair" and pitch out the pink worm. At least that way, you'd stand a chance.

But, if bait is your fancy, than so be it. I just cured up 14 jars of this:



Game over!

Actually, since I can row, we can play Hohball.

The rules are simple:

If the guy in the bow hooks and lands a fish, you score a point and get to stay in the bow and fish.

Miss a fish, and you are out. 1 out = back on the oars.

Normally, if we're fishing for trout, you get 3 misses before you are sent to rowing duty, but with steelhead, it can damn near take all day for 3 misses so you only get one out in Steelhead Baseball.

I'm so there. I'll even bring an extra jar of eggs for you....cuz I'm sure after I hear all the whining about how my eggs RULE, you'll want to fish them too! Everyone else does....

Loser pays for dinner and drinks at the Forks Eating Establishment of Choice.

"Another bourbon, please!"