Originally posted by h2o:
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...birds nest on the first cast that takes an hour to pick out...

...loses only lure in the bushes behind him on his next cast...

hangs up a borrowed lure on his next but can't break it off because his thirty pound test won't break

...empties entire reels worth of line right in your formerly perfect drift...

...never gets it when you mock him mercilessly...
Classic---although I can cut such a guy a *little* slack for being a conehead beginer. It's the moron that walks into the middle of a line-up of guys who are all free-spooling floats downstream and begins chucking a spinner that frosts my ass. Or vise versa. Or the guy that wades out chest deep in the tailout of a run that fish were previously traversing behind him in 3 feet of water. WTF.