A husband and wife are on vacation together, the husband rows the boat back to take a nap and the wife says she wants to take the boat out to go read her book in the sun.

Shes goes way out on the lake and unbeknownst to her, past the legal fishing boundary.

Twenty minutes into her book a game warden pulls up and informs her its illegal to fish here.
"I'm just reading my book, this is my husbands fishing gear, I have no idea how to fish", says the lady.

"Well you have all the epuipment and your in illegal waters so I'm gonna have to write you a ticket" says the warden.

"If you do that I'll have to charge you with rape" replies the woman.

"How can you, I have'nt even touched you?" asks the warden.

"No", she says,"but you've got all the right equipment"