Ok, that was amusing....and sick...and nasty, all at the same time! I made sure I emaile that link to my wife, though!

Wife had 3 hours of false labor on Monday night. Contractions from 2:00am until 5:00 am. Apparently, Jr. didn't want to come out so the contractions stopped.

Soon.......

PS. NO! I'm not gonna take any video of this event and make an Opher-Bone Movie for the board!

PPS. Here's a nice joke for you all:

Little Johnny asks,

"Daddy, how was I born?"

Ol' Dad says,

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in an Internet chat room. Then I set up a date with your Mom via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said: . . . .

'You've Got Male!'"

Owowowowowowowow!