Given the trend to lighten up the recent commentary here is the leaked agenda of the DNC:


Just in case you happen to tune in for the convention, here is the schedule
of events.........

2004 Democratic Convention Schedule


6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al
Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.


6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:23 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)


8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:28 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


9:30 p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:08 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.RA.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same
sex).

11:13 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally

11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?