goharley,

I thought these 'talking points' I found online would make great discussion topics for all the 'enlightened' people whenever they get together to help make '#1 rated most liberal member of the senate' our next president.
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DISCUSSION TOPICS
When the conversation slows down, keep the questions coming. They create an engaging atmosphere and make you appear perspicacious. Here are some examples...

• Who are you voting for?
• Why are you voting for Kerry?
• Why aren't you voting for Bush?
• What do you think of Bush?
• Have you ever heard him try to form a sentence with more than a single thought in it?
• Isn' t he a joke?
• I mean, you've seen Fahrenheit 9/11, haven't you?
• You haven't?
• Well, you have just got to see it. It will open your eyes. Did you know that we let bin Laden and his relatives fly out of the country while we were still under attack from who knows who? And the whole time we were being bombed by those terrorists, did you know that Bush did nothing except take money from Halliburton?
• He's really embarrassing, isn't he?
• Why in the world would anyone with half a mind even think of voting for him?
• I mean, like, those people are so dense...aren't they?
• Sometimes I wish they would all just leave the country and go back to Mississippi...don't you?
• Geesh. I mean, I'm right, aren't I?
• Can I get to a nice piece of Danish (Kugel)?

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