Of course we have spicy trout monsiuer!
We have elk as well, perhaps you have heard of the Alps?
You have hairy Moose, we have chocolate Mouse.

not only that but we can bake a decent loaf of bread...something you americans are woefully inept at.

Yes we french have a good sense of humor...that is why we love your Jerry Lewis so much. He is tres drole!

Your Governess is french no? She has a french name...Gregoire! Vive la Gregoire! Vive....
.........theMilionaire!

And now a fond aduie as my butler Jeeves has readied my gill net and packed the picnic baskets for our river excursion, i must be off.
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...Vive La France!!!