I ammo'd up yesterday: 50 pounds of spuds---100 yard range, 100 water balloons with funnelator---50 yard range, two water canons---for in close, and two cases of ice beer and a half-gallon of Potter's Whiskey to bolster confidence and ease the pain. Screw the derby, this one is about mass casulties.

Oh yeah, I forgot the two pumpkin surprises, too.