Stam, gotta agree with AuntyM on this one. "you gotta fish over fish" You're not going to find a gal while wearing waders and smelling like egg cure sitting in a bar with Sol. Don't get worked up about Merg's hot tub scene.........sitting in a tub of hot water seething with all kinds of germs from easy gals and steroid dudes really isn't that great.

Here's Snake's short list on how to meet women:

1) Shave.....the grey stubble just says your old and too lazy to shave.
2) Don't talk about fishing, most gals don't and don't care if you do.
3) Find out something about them that they really care about and inquire. They like to think that what they care about is cool.
4) Don't press. If you get first water, don't backlash your first cast. Take your time. Women smell desperation like it's dog crap.
5) Check your drag. If you reel in too hard, you'll break off. In fact, don't use it. Play it out, take your time, you're going to bonk this hatchery chick.
6) Leave Sol at home.

Good luck!

SNAKE