Farmer John had an old rooster that was under performing in the henhouse. He decided to buy a new younger rooster in hopes of increasing his flock.
When the new rooster arrived, the old one walked up to him and stated, I know you are younger and in better shape than I am, but I am a proud rooster. Could we make it look like I fought to keep my job? The young rooster quickly agreed, knowing that he could defeat the old rooster in any contest. The old rooster said they should race for 10 laps around the henhouse.
When the race started the old rooster surprisingly got out to an early lead. After four laps he was still ahead, but the young rooster was finally gaining on him.
Then a shot rang out and the young rooster collapsed in a pile of feathers. You could hear the farmer tell his wife. Gol dang it Emmy thats the last rooster we buy from Ferguson, four of them this month and all of them have all been gay.