5107 Meadowlark Lane.. everyone has a 1 acher lot. All have pole fences. Min 2,800 square feet and rules out the ass. All the kids like me. All the moms hate me. I fix flat tires on bikes and encourage B.B gun shooting. I provide bottle rockets on the 4th of July. I am a bad man. My wife does not gossip. She is a bad woman. I'm the guy that will help the guy up the street with a heavy yard chore, and have my own freinds help me. I don't take anyone fishing. Don't want to go down that road. I have my own friends and don't want to hang out with the neibour.

In short. I suck

I have been known to fire up a KTM 300 and ride a wheelie down the street. Had the cops called on me for that, but have also helped that same guy put in his sprinkler system.. after that.