Dear penis....i dont thiiink i liike you anymore. youuuu uuussed to watch me shave.....now all you do is stare at the floor....dear penis..i dont like you anymore....IT USED TO BE you and me...a paper towel and a dirty magazine....thats all we needed to get byyyy. Now it seeeems things have channged and i think that yourrrrr the one to blame, dear penis i dont liiike youuuuu anyyyyymore.

he said


Dear rodney....i dont thiiiiink i like youuuu anyymore.....when you get to drinkin you put me places ive never been before, dear rodney i dont like you any mooooore.


i think we just need to get a grip.....on our man to hand relationship. dear rodney i dont like you anymore....oh rodney...while your sahvin...shave my balls



-rodney carrington
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“If fishing is interfering with your job, get another job.”