My buddy had a badass tom cat when we were in high school. He'd throw this cat at dogs, spin him around in the dryer, and toss him off the rope swing into the lake.

Our other buddy had this poodle he always said was a real tough dog.

One day we were in Chris' room......the cat was sitting on the foot of the bed. Tony's poodle came over, stood on the floor at the end of the bed, and growled at the cat.

The cat looked down, pounced on the poodle, and smacked it in the head a dozen times in about a second. Tony's poodle yelped, and ran peeing down the stairs.

We both looked at Tony and said "Tough dog you got there".

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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames