Tim, you left off a sentance...

getting chicks from point A to point B is like hearding cats across the carpet by dragging them tail-first.

Give up...save your energy for a better cause.

Better yet, instead of dragging the cat, bait them into a corner with something really shiny and expensive looking...they will come a-runnin all on their own......

Clearly, you need better bait for some fish.

(Old age and treachery can often make up for youth and energy)

Mike