Vince, When I get back from Jellystone and The Southwest, I'll take you down for sturgeon so you can do it and have fun at the same time.

My boat has a rules: The camera's dont come out til the fish is either tailed or netted.
The VHF is off limits.
If cant handle simple directions, you aren't a big enough boy to handle beer or operate watercraft, so siddown & STFU.
If you want to complain, get your own boat, fill it with your own gas, buy your own tabs, do your own maintenance, supply your own fishing gear and bait, then I'll listen.