ok, I was never going to admit this but here is the rest of the story...


After leaving my house I knew these girls were out to impress, but unfortuantly werent getting my vibes (have to work on that, where's merg?)

I headed to the river boat launch just down river from where these fine girls went. My fishing plans immeadiatly changed to up river knowing that there was going to be some bikini party at one of the houses over looking the river.
On the way upriver all hope was dashed as i saw no signs of life. On the reutrn trip down river though I notice on a skiff of rock in the river a bikini clad chic frolicking in the water. I immeadialty turn the boat around, drop the kicker throw out a unbaited rod and start back trolling. I sneek up to my jockey box and pull out my binos....I am sure glad they are 10X.
20 min goes by and I am now up to two chicks on the skiff, my back was getting tired of fighting the kicker with the binos glued to my face looking accross river. If these chicks new anything about fishing they would know I was a fraud by the BS "holding pattern" and the fact I kept almost running into the oppostie bank. After thorough observation I concluded these had to be the same two girls. It was time go for the gold or go home. With time running out I jet to the other side of the river about 20 ft from shore. I came in so fast they thought I was going to hit and started backing up. i drop the bucket and stop on a dime throwing a nice little wave ashore ( had to be impressive or so I thought) I smugly ask them "what happened?" they reply "HER house is just right up there and point behind them". My mind went blank WTF? Her?...all be god damn...

I then asked them if they wanted a ride "uhhh no thanks"
I was totally disappointed...my boat failed me. "Well if you ever need directions again you know where I am at" and head down river with my tail between my legs and the growing anger I just got snubbed by 2 hottie dykes...my what could have been

My what a day out on the bay,
2 bikini clad chicks needing some d*ck,
I threw all the tricks and nothing would stick,
these dykes were like kites far out of reach,
now i am at home with just me and my prick,
and GODAMMIT that makes me mad!"