true story...

....so I met this chick on CL last week.

She seemed a little quirky, like maybe she was on some sort of 'balancing' medicine...so I was wary, but not so wary that I let caution get in the way of, well, you know...

...so a little later we're standing on her deck smoking and she mentions in passing how she shot her ex-boyfriend but he really had it coming....

"oh my, would you look at the time?"

exit, stage left