Get your tetanus shots, swing by the Circle-K and pick up a twelver of Schlitz Ice tall boys, put your bag of 3/0 VMC hooks, black yarn, and cannon balls in a plastic grocery sack tackle box, and hit the river.

Even if it's 75 degrees out, wear neoprenes.

If you decide to buck the 75% of the crowd wearing neoprenes in the middle of the f'n summer, join the other 25% and wear cutoff sweats and flipflops...but be especially careful to not step in the piles of man-chit behind every bush.

Boy, this is starting to sound fun...mebbe I'll knock out my two front teeth and join you guys down there.

Fish on...

Todd