I found a Playboy magazine in my dads house one time when I was a kid, and my grandpa was the only home at the time so I took the magazine to him and open it to the centerfold and asked him what a pu$$y was. He was doing a crossword puzzle at the time, so he took his pen and drew a circle around the centrfolds pu$$y and said, everything inside that circle was a pu$$y.

Then I asked him what a cun% was. He said, everything outside the circle.