I may be a "slow learner," but once I make a decision it is final. I've always been that way. My wife is working with me one this one, not against me, so this should be about as easy of a divorce as humanly possible. Even so, the emotional toll it takes on a family is not pretty. My heart really goes out to Doc after talking to him on the phone the other night. If ever there was a truely good human being that got fuc%ed in a divorce it is him. He's a tough SOB.

My humor is going nowhere but up in all of this. Largely, this split is about being honest with who I really am. Every friend I have, and I have hundreds of them, LOVES me for the wild ass shi% that comes out of my mouth, and it's the same stuff my wife hates me for. I gotta be me.