Many years ago--as in over a decade ago--I tried the Internet dating thing. Ill put it this way

1 fat, bitchy, took to a semi-decent restaurant (Budd Bay Cafe) found out that Denny's was the nicest restaurant she'd been to until that moment. She looked at the menu, looked disgusted, asked if they had any Hamburgers. When she got it, she scraped everything off it annd ate it plain. After dinner I dropped her off at her car and drove away.

2 Morbidly Obese, Psychotic. Was currently charged with the multiple stabbing of her husband (he survived) and had a 500yd restraining order against her preventing her from seeing her husband or 4 kids. 1 cup of coffee later she was left at whatever sheethole it was I met her at.

3Fat, psycho. Began stalking me before I ever met her. Somehow found the HOME phone # of another girl I was seeing and started harrassing her. She lived on the other side of thestate, too. Had to threaten legal action. Scary [censored]. Still haven't figured out how she found that girl's number.

that was it. 3 strikes.