If you guys need some action, just stop by my bank. There are 4 single women, 3 divorced, from 25-55 that are all in great shape. If I were only single, I'd hit on every one of them, but I'm a good boy.

My favorite reminds me of June Cleaver, and I told her so. She was my Secret Santa this year and she got me the "Leave it to Beaver" first two seasons on DVD. Can you say "Cougar?"