I'd need to take off my shoes to count how many girls I ditched because of the religion issue.

This one time right after a onne-nighter, this one airhead popped the question of religion in the form of: "Can you believe those idiots that think we come from monkeys?"

Completely out of the blue.

I finished buttoning my pants, looking her square in the eye, picked up my jacket and keys and replied. "Yeah, and you're living proof." and walked out.