The old bait and switch !!!

One of our close buddies is an escort service ranger. He has the same " its cheaper than any woman on earth " mentality as well. Over the years, he has gotten to know some of them really well so they take it off line and charge him half. Some are retired from the business and are even married now, but still have no qualms about making an exception just for him.

We had a BBQ at some friends house last summer and he shows up with one that was about 21 years old and smoking hot. As with anything in life, I spent the whole ride home explaining the whole thing to my wife, who was pissed, and wanted to know exactly where I fit into the whole deal. My exact reply was " Uhhhh, besides wishing I was him right this second.. I got nothing to do with it"..

Seems like when one of your friends does something your wife assumes that you are involved as well.