Here's the deal on the internet scene. The dating sites like, singlesnet, match, eharmony, etc., are full of nothing but chicks looking for a soul mate, not a sol mate, so be prepared to be interrogated via email before getting the chance to stab one. I know you, I would suggest lieing and deceit as your best strategy here. Craigslist is hit or miss. Roll the dice for a shot at a hottie from Barcelona or Shaqwanda from the projects.

Personally, I have carnel knowledge of 6 different women in the last two months and I an burned out. All things considered, I would rather beat-off than deal with the drama, so I'm going to put my energy into other interests. If my "match" is out there, which I truely doubt at this point, she is going to have to find me.

That's the sum total of my knowledge on the subject.