Growing up we had a Siberian Husky named Chinook. One year we made suger cookies and decorated the Christmas tree with them, all hung by opened paper clips. We came home one night to find the tree on the floor and every single cookie ornament was missing, paper clips and all. The damn dog eventually passed every single paper clip and it's a good thing, because my old man would have put a bullet in his head before he spent the money some of you spend on vet bills.

Pets are a pain in the ass.