So.......Willingham and his team are out on the practice field the other day going through the motions of another practice when all of a sudden he notices a group of players just standing around at one end of the field. Running over to see what is wrong he asks one of the players what the hell is going on. The player says "coach, we found a white powdery substance on the field and we don't know what it is."

Willingham fearing for the worst calls in the FBI to investigate the situation and cancels practice for the day.

A couple days lator the FBI released there report and it went something like this. "The white powdery substance found on the UW football field was found to be the goal line. We don't think that this will cause any future problems as they are not likely to encounter it again."


Why do UW grads leave there parking stickers in the windows of there cars after they graduate?

Answer: So they won't get a ticket for parking in handicap zones.

Tim