Speaking of which...I was out with the wife last weekend having drinks and we couldn't help but noticing this woman with her >husband< sitting at the bar..well the husband was sitting...she was kneeling on the barstool with her big fat ass sticking out wiggling it back and forth. Every 30 seconds or so, she'd look over he shoulder with a sly smile to see who was checking her out. The poor SOB was totally clueless, just staring at the game on the big screen.