Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to
do its own, entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style"....

The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on
to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up
to
Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland
and
Superior. Then back down through Hayward, Rice Lake, Balsam Lake,
Chetek, over to Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back
over
to Milwaukee.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Minnesota license
plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:


Brett Favre is Gay.
Hillary in 2008.
Deer hunting is murder.
Go Vikings!

The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins.