Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!"

Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."


Relaxing, and with a satisfied smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No...salty!"
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein