When I went to the one in Hamburg, PA it was chock full of throngs of smelly Mennonites and Real Tree-clad Appalachian Hillbillies doing thier Xmas rush. Weird thing about Mennonites: Mirrors (and evidently bathing) are forbidden because of the sin of Vanity, so they rattle-can the chrome bumpers of thier black cars, yet they are required by law to have side and rear-veiw mirrors. Another thing, they all stay in tight malodorous bunches of 15-20 like they're afraid if someone might get cut from the herd they might sin somewhere. When I was jostling through the throngs of Hoi Polloi this chubby Mennonite chick with a lip brow and a big hairy red wart on her cheek gave me the "lets roll in the hay" smile. I wasn't turned on.

...Oh and they devour Scrapple by the wagonload.