I was going to totally stay out of this political goober, but my fingers are having an out-of-body experience and are banging on the keyboard without my consent.

Ten frigging pages into this and I'm still chuckling at the KK for Pres idea. Shi@t, I think you got my vote too, KK. The "reinstate the draft" won me over. It's about time the freeloading whiners pay their due. Hard to make men out of nipple-hangers, tho.

And Dave! Absolutely awesome immigrant concept!!

I have to say that I'm surprised that with females holding all of our State's high posts, that there isn't a blow out "Hillary" support group staunchly proclaiming her assets. I was beginning to think that Tampax was a solid candidate to move their headquarters here and usurp Microsoft with a male version of their product....like perhaps a testicle purse.

Conclusion.....not the first time the choices for Pres have sucked. IMO it doesn't speak very highly of the American people to keep holding up mediocre dipsticks and proclaim them to be leader. ugh.