Years ago late at night........Girlfriend, Tony, and I pull up to the apartment in girlfriend's car HAMMERED. Tony can't get out of the backseat of the car. We say F him and leave him there.

About a half hour later girlfriend say's let's check him out. We look in the back seat and there is Tony kneeling on the floorboard and peeing on the door like he is in a urinal. Girlfriend opens door, grabs him by the shirt and throws his ass out onto the parking lot while he is still peeing. I was sure his d!ck got road rash.

Don't remember much else except he took the car the next day to clean it.