Want to hear something funny? I was putting diesel in my truck at lunch in Silverdale and I was watching Shaqwanda's cute skinny little sister walking down the sidewalk. She was wearing these high-cut caprees so I was standin there smiling when she says "Hi." I said hello, and she walks over and asked me what I was doing, then she said she would give me a little "sumpthin sumpthin" if I had time to give her a lift to Poulsbo. I told here a couple months ago I might have taken her up on that, but I wasn't going to cheat on my new GF. She said, "That's coooo," and walks off.

Do I have a sign on me or what?