..the most assinine joke to hunters.

Lets say your coming back from a hunt or fishing and stop at the store for some refreshments/snacks. You hapen to be decked out in your warm, waterproof, camo hunting gear. While standing in line some goober says "I cant see you. huh huh ha huh. Get it. Because your wearing camo I cant see you"

Personaly I would like to punch the dude right in the face but rather than trying to explain the how camoflage actualy works. You just smile and give a fake laugh and get back on the road. I would like your help to develop the perfect comeback line to put goober in his place.

I have this so far

Goober: I cant see you
Comeback: Then who are you talking to

Goober: I cant see you
Comeback: So you often speak to objects you cant see

Lets hear what you have. Needs to be tame enough to use in said store and goober needs to understand it.