Being blessed with a slong that packs a few extra inches, allows me to have both hands free when I piss. This allows me to play my violin and piss at the same time, while leaning against the vehicle. This bit of pissing theater is entertaining, and it reminds the gami's, that fisherman are classy, and he should be proud to be their gami. It works everytime.

Warning: those extra layers of clothing, require's an extra thick and long slong for clearance, so that you don't soak your pants and boots.

Spending a few extra buck for a pump, could be an asset to fisherman that come up a little short. It's well worth it, in comparison to the cost of legal expenses, and the risk of carrying the sexual predator sticker on your forehead.

If Outdoor Emporium is watching, maybe we will see them at a tackle store in the near future.

I hope the above is useful in keeping more public pisser's out of jail.