I will not argue on this thread.
Because it hurts my fuckin head.

I will not tell you "shut your trap",
I will not say "you're full of crap".

I will not grant your stupid wish,
To argue 'bout those little fish.

One fish? Two fish? Red or Blue?
Don't care enough to argue with you.

But if you want to have a fight,
To have a battle here tonight,

Pick a topic that is good,
The kind of topic that we should

Get up in arms and yell about
Kick and bite, scream and shout!

Let's have a fight,
And have it out.

Let's argue 'bout why you're so curt.
Why my post made you get so butt hurt.

That's what we should be debating,
Not about this guide boat baiting.

We should figure out instead,
How you got it in your head,

That you were right, and I was wrong,
When I was right, right all along.

It's pretty clear to every one here,
That this argument should steer

Towards the goal of getting through,
Why you said fish one and two,

You're obviously wrong,
Just like I said,

The answer is
One BLUE one RED!!