Only an inexperienced leg rider would say "Lean six sigma projects".. and leave it at that. A master leg humper would manage to include such buzz phrases as " A 6 sigma issue thats a borderline concern indicating that a decision is pending.. lets do a meeting over lunch to pull each others pudds and talk about that hot chick over in marketing "..

My all time fav office sign . A mushroom cloud with the inscription " Built by lazy illiterate Americans.. tested in Japan"

Or " Lost, feeling useless and confused, meet others with your same problem, go to a meeting"..