Sounds to me like somebody is just trying to make us all feel better?

Like it could never happen. A boat a make its way to Bonneville in the middle of the night past Homeland security to shoot sea lions.

I can't spell coverup.

If this was the case then how come they don't kill each other (got bloody fighting with each other) down in Astoria sitting on the dock at the East Boat basin?

WTF?