A doorknob? Wow, that's gotta' hurt. How do you think up stuff like that.


Unless it's from personal experience. Yes, do get laid. I don't know anything about the doorknob alternative, but I definitely know that getting laid is better. As angling writer Haig-Brown once wrote of his job as provincial magistrate, "most of society's problems seem to stem from alcohol and sex; too much of the former and too little of the latter, and both of indifferent quality."

Meanwhile on the Yakima re-introduction front, there is legitimate reason for concern about stocking way out of basin fish that could potentially adversely affect the existing ESA listed steelhead. The current work appears to be limited to smallish numbers of fish in order to test juvenile fish passage systems. The likely adverse affect on native steelhead is pretty low. If later introductions occur, but are in lakes and tributaries upstream of those lakes that presently don't have passage, again the probably adverse effects on native steelhead are likely to be pretty damn low.

Sg