Well, this thread is very timely. I was looking through the stuff my wife was packing for Maui next week and right in the middle of that pile was the monkey butt powder.

I asked "Who is this for?" and she told me that it works good for getting wet sand off of chubby little kids. Then she asked me if I remember that time I got what I reffered to as "Foul chaffage" when we were in Orlando, and claimed it worked for that. I got chafed in between my thighs in the sweltering heat. Ended up walking around Sea World like I rode there on a horse . . . from Elma.

Since then I found out about Under Armour, and that stuff is waaaaay better than any powder could possibly be. Also prevents the dreaded "crimson tip" when skimming/surfing.