This is no B.S..

In 85 or so some friends were getting married in Portland so we drove from Boise to Vale Oregon to get the wedding license and pay the fees. We went to the county court house. This old lady does all the needed paper work, takes their money and hands them a bag and says " congratulations !!! here is a gift for you"..

So we are driving home and the bride to be decides to look in the " gift sack" and see what they got.. Inside is... box of condoms, a Douche, and a box of Tide detergent. Also, a planned parent hood pamphlet.

She kinda freaked out " SO WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IS.. IF YOU JUST HAVE TO SCREW, USE A RUBBER, THEN CLEAN YOURSELF OUT AND WASH THE FILTHY SHEETS .. P.S DON'T MAKE ANY KIDS "..

She was livid. She demanded over and over that we turn around and go back to Vale Oregon so she could chew some ass.

A couple of years ago I was talking to the husband at a golf thing when I ran into him and reminded him of the ordeal. He says " Looking back.. I should have used those rubbers.. I have been paying her 1,400 a month for as long as I can remember "..

Back on the original subject of gags at the office, there was a mean old snatch I worked with some time ago and it was her birthday. They passed around a card for everyone to sign. In amongst all the " Happy Birthdays" I wrote " Get well soon".. She freaked and wanted me fired.