Good book report





Students were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' &
'My Life' by Bill

Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following
book report,

With the proposition that they were nearly identical
stories! His cool

professor gave him an A+ for this report:







Titanic:..... $29.99

Clinton:..... $29.99





Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read





Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their
forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their
forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.





Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton:..... Bill is a [censored] artist.





Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.





Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets
ruined.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.





Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton:..... Let's not go there.





Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.>





Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her
life.

Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.





Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of
seamen.

Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there,
either.





Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the
same thing.