Hayden Lake - Idaho

3:01 AM- Presentation of the Confederate Flag
3:05 AM – Rev. John Hagee preaches that God will send terrorists to the US
3:10 AM – Pledge of Allegiance to the Neo-Nazis
3:15 AM – Ceremonial Anti-Terrorist Fist-Jab led by Condi Rice
4:30 AM – Joe Lieberman VP Acceptance Speech
7:15 PM – Jerry Fallwell Memorial
7:00 PM – Gun Rights Video – the late Timothy
7:30 PM – Pumping Yourself Up by Gov. Arnold Swartznegger
7:45 PM – Sen. Larry Craig Speaks on “Sexual Preferences” via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom
8:00 PM – John McCain video on how to dump your handicapped wife for a trophy blonde millionaire
8:15 PM – Tribute to All The House McCain Owns and doesn't recall
8:30 PM – How to provide military secrets to the enemy and still appear to be a war hero by Hanoi John
8:45 PM – Mike Huckabee Releases His Delegates, Flying Angels
9:00 PM – Gunboat Veteran's seminar on negative politics
9:15 PM – VP Dick Cheney on Gun Safety
9:30 PM – Celebrities Gone Wild for – Senator McCain - Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Ted Nugent, Jessica Simpson, Amy Grant
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - The Bin Laden Group - Sponsored by the Bush's
10:00 PM – Denunciation of LIberal Gun Regulators - Pierre LaPointe
10:30 PM – 100 Years in Iraq and Flip-Flopping while public opinion is against you- RNC
11:00 PM – McCain Energy Plan Symposium/Damming the Rivers
11:15 PM – Baptism of McCain's illegtimate daughter
11:30 PM – Dan Quayle Accepts the Idaho Spud Farmers Spelling Acheivement Award
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with stolen foodbank grub – Bush Presiding
12:00 PM – Official Nomination of Songbird McCain
12:01 AM – GW Bush declares himself dictator
12:05 AM – Heavenly Choirs Sing led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson
3:00 AM – GW Bush Delivers Acceptance Speech