Time for fresh bait:

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'

That's a problem. Those are the liberal side of the swamp. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their electric cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh!t out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t out of a Liberal Politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase. I only eat fat cats from the other side of the swamp. You need to bite into someone like Don Young or Ted Stevens........lot more substance!