my truck gets washed every couple weeks, waxed and vacuumed.

the corolla goes on high speed runs to the river down logging roads and jeep trails. used to be afraid of that stuff until i looked underneath...i bet i could run over a land mine in that thing and keep driving it.

it's gonna be carrying my ass up to tacoma in a week or so, being that our parent company's CEO just gave himself a million dollar bonus and decided to shut down the olympian.