Thank God.

SIDE NOTE--Great Grandfather's stepdad ran the competition with The Daily Zero until it was bought out by The Zero's owner. During that time, while my Great Grandfather worked as a printer's devil, he held a side job as a Western Union Telegraph Boy by bicycle and helped wire together Olympia's first Telephone switchboard, which was only a piece of plywood with some nails with copper wires wound round each one. The man later went on to invent the coin-op binoculars and a series of steam valves for coal-burning navy ships.