I'm going to wait until I'm even more bored than I am now Keith.
I've got the possum bomb story.
The possum in the cold dorm.
The possum and the hockey stick.
The possum fetched by my dog and finally the possum and the pick ax.
Damn...that's a lot of possum stories. Sounds better (perhaps) than it actually is though.
ps The possum bomb story would be way better if the bomb worked.