Note the time of the post.

Truckasaurus Rex would have made that glorified quad into scrap metal, thereby procuring the future of some little boy there only 'cause his well meaning Pop wanted him to have a good time...hence the ill timed and poorly placed JOKE.

Lightning strikes.

When it does, nothing we can do can stop it or move it an inch to the left.

Even when we're sitting an inch to the right.

Every hour I kiss my daughter and am thankful we didn't walk under any falling anvils...

...Today.