I go through so much wiper fluid, I keep an extra gallon in the trunk. I wish I had a total beater so I could add food coloring or dye.

Sometimes I douch a guy down so bad I start laughing. That really pisses them off. Now I act like I don't even know they are there and scratch my windshield after hitting them with the spray.

I had some cousins that wired a spare washer motor and pump inside the trunk and plumbed it through the trunk lid. He would flip the switch and let em have it.